Jesse Watters named excutive chef of Bamboo Bistro
University officials believed that Watters was the perfect candidate to put kimchi in Phở after seeing him perform Karate in the middle of NY Chinatown.
Donald Trump to MC ANYF 2017
“It’s going to be yuuuuuuuuge”, he said, before talking about how much he loves China
IFC creates safe space for white men across from MCL
“Just need a place to crush Natties with my bros, before I go to the Goldman info sesh”, says spokesman
Milo Yiannopoulos Talk Classified as Diversity and Inclusion event
This is actually a thing.
Marine Biology Dept releases “It G Ma” remix
To everyone’s surprise, Vanderbilt students complain about Rites of Spring Lineup Choice
Students bemoan VPB’s choice of popular EDM artist and rapper
VCR (Vanderbilt College Republicans) gets with times, switches acronym to DVD
College Democrats have been using CD’s for ages, says spokesman