Jesse Watters named excutive chef of Bamboo Bistro

University officials believed that Watters was the perfect candidate to put kimchi in Phở after seeing him perform Karate in the middle of NY Chinatown.

Donald Trump to MC ANYF 2017

“It’s going to be yuuuuuuuuge”, he said, before talking about how much he loves China

IFC creates safe space for white men across from MCL

“Just need a place to crush Natties with my bros, before I go to the Goldman info sesh”, says spokesman

Milo Yiannopoulos Talk Classified as Diversity and Inclusion event

This is actually a thing.

Marine Biology Dept releases “It G Ma” remix

Underwater Squad

To everyone’s surprise, Vanderbilt students complain about Rites of Spring Lineup Choice

Students bemoan VPB’s choice of popular EDM artist and rapper

VCR (Vanderbilt College Republicans) gets with times, switches acronym to DVD

College Democrats have been using CD’s for ages, says spokesman